your fashion sense is mainly:

for some reason you're into looking like a military general gone wrong...
usually comfortable and simple. think jeans and sweaters or hoodies. but when you go out, it's sequin time!
loud, bright patterns. you like groovy bellbottoms, too.
leather!! and chains!! RAWWWK!!!
everything seems to be too small for you. you're also a fan of wearing only one glove.
you are the king of 80's style, cos you're so popular and all. you love the jerry curl. and gold.

musically, you're into:

sitting around the living room with the family, belting out 50's doo-wop.
singing about the undead.
I DON'T SING, I DANCE!!
grunting. a lot.
going back to your roots.
sounding tougher than you are.

your nose is:

what nose?
resembling a button.
you broke it once and it had to be fixed, but that's it.
a source of embarassment.
wasn't it bigger before?
obviously altered, but fairly normal looking.

pick a skin tone:

porcelain, baby.
it don't matter if you're black or white!!
dark.
no one can tell with those hideous pilot glasses on.
still dark@!
yeah, you were definitely darker on the last album cover.

okay, time to dance. you:

start going down the stage stairs and then a pyrotechnic disaster results in third degree burns on your scalp.
jerk around like a soldier on crack.
glide across the floor like it's ice.
bounce up and down and smile.
moonwalk.
start grinding with whomever's next to you. ewww.

you're hanging out with a celebrity, like usual. this time it's:

elizabeth taylor.
brooke shields.
diana ross.
paul mccartney.
eddie murphy.
ronald reagan.

pick a quote.

"blame it on the boogie."
"heal the world, make it a better place..."
"don't treat me like a criminal, 'cause i am innocent!"
"if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change!"

"i wanna be your sugar daddy!"
"mamasaymamamamamacoosa"

pick the best way to describe yourself:

coming into my own.
i can get away with wearing mickey mouse shirts in public.
I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT BEING RECOGNIZED ANYMORE
FUCKING TUFF
sad.
* * * magical! * * *

free time, when you have it, is spent:

i like to play with little children in my own personalized amusement park.
swimming and riding bikes!! and throwing water balloons at people. bwhahaha!
dancing it up at the hip and oh-so-exclusive studio 54, of course.
playing with my chimp. duh.
getting all the standard 80's musicians in one room for an all-night singalong session. cindy lauper's hair is hottt
making a movie with john lennon's son.